Stranger #4

Who:
Clerk at a shoe store; in her 20s

Where:
Journey's Shoe Store

What Happened:
I went up to pay for my shoes and my boyfriend commented on the Transformer belt buckle that was in the display cabiniate. The clerk then said, "Have you seen the movie? Now, I'll admit that had no desire to see it, but man, it was da bomb! It was just so freakn' awesome!" I replied that I hadn't seen it, 'cause I really had no interest in it. She said, "Neither did I. But my boyfriend dragged me to see it, so I was all like, 'I don't care' but it was really great! 'Cause I'm always like, what if...I mean, it's got aliens in it. I was about aliens. I didn't know that. But when ever I see a movie with aliens attacking Earth I always think, 'Man, wouldn't the suck if it really happened?' It just scares me." I replied, "Yeah, that would really suck, wouldn't it?" At this point my transaction was over and John and I left the store.

How I Feel:
This girl would not let me say a word in edgewise, even if I had wanted to. She cracked me up though, with her comment on how it would suck if aliens ever did attack Earth because that is such an obviouse statement. John and I left the store laughing.